Now, it's officially been more than 2 months since I've been in Taiwan. And naturally, I've had my fair share of awkward moments. Like the time I was locked in my hostel room and had to throw my keys over a balcony so fellow ETAs could catch them, and subsequently free me from my hostel prison. Or all the times I've been out with my White friends and people mistake me for their translator (despite the fact that my White friends know vastly more Chinese than me.) But this instance last week has got to take the cake.
My fellow ETAs, Iris, and I had just finished a long day at English camp (more about those in another post), and decided to head to a nearby cafe to hang out and unwind. This particular cafe, although having multiple floors, was fairly compact and luckily had only 5 people inside, including our barista. Perfect, we thought. Now we can talk and be able to hear each other. But only minutes after we sat down, we hear this ear splitting:
EEEKEEKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK.
We all exchange puzzled glances. Our barista also swiftly exits the cafe, leading us to wonder "Is this a drill? Is there a fire? Did she leave us here to die in a fire we don't know about?" Luckily, a few moments later, she comes back with a man, as they attempt to figure out the source of the noise. Meanwhile, we are almost on the verge of screaming trying to talk and hear each other. "Whaaat? What'd you say?"A few minutes later, it seems like the barista and the man have give up hope of ever stopping the noise and the barista begins to continue with job.
By this point, the terrible EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKEEKKKKKKKK sound has been going on non-stop for about 10 minutes. I glance around the cafe and it seems like other customers have decided to continue with their lives as if they don't notice this jarring terrible noise. How is that possible?! Tired of trying to shout over the blare, we decide to finally leave the coffee shop without ordering since we never fully decided what to get. The barista shoots us an apologetic look while stating "Sorry, sorry!" As we get up, I pick up my backback and swivel around to head towards the door. Suddenly, the noise alters ever so slightly. I swivel again and the noise shifts. In a matter of five seconds, I go from saying "Hmm, I think the noise is coming from my backpack" to realizing"Oh dear god, the noise is coming from my backpack."
Sure enough, I reach into my backpack and with everyone in the cafe looking at me, dig out my microphone and speaker set used for camp, which is blaring louder than ever. Now, that is awkward. Aside from being completely embarrassing, we all had a good laugh.
In other news, my roommate, Sarah, and I stumbled on a celebration welcoming Mazu, the Goddess of the Sea, around midnight at a nearby temple. From what we could gather, volunteers from different temples were embarking on a pilgrimage and stopping at different temples. At each temple stop, volunteers from that temple would take over and begin walking to the next site.The celebration was complete with dancing, music and nearly three blocks of firecrackers.
A few of us also went to an event filled with paper pandas. So cute!
Till next time!
Chia


























